"You'll be getting a disciplinary memo soon." He deadpanned.
'Oh great.' I though.
"It's about a uniform issue. . ." He went on to explain. Uniform? I'm the best looking officer he has. "It's because you aren't wearing Corporal stripes."
"I got some of those." I replied.
"Well, put 'em on, and you'll be getting a raise. I need people that show up and do a good job. I think you've proved that." He finished.
"Thank you, but the thing I really want is the check."
"I'll cut the check, don't worry." He said.
I guess this is his way of giving me a promotion.